Skills

So today as any other day I went running at 20 o'clock. I was starting well but got tired earlier than the days before, but it's not important. When I was at half distance and was walking at the moment a women who I saw before started to speak to me. She asked if I'm done for today,I said something which was obviously was not true due to my flusteredness that this women started talking to me. First I thought okay let's see maybe I'm going to hear something interesting but I had to put away this kind of wishes because as the her speach went on (yes speach, mostly I just said yes, uhum, I agree..) I realized she can only complain about herself, her whole left side was injured, her shoulder,her knee and her ankle due to many trivial accidents like playing with little children at the playground or fall over a rock during running, and then she started to talk about tv that how awful these oracle programs are, and that there are no good movies on. I think everybody knows these things about tv, don't they?God I don't care,I wanted to get an interesting super story but it was only boring as hell, and I couldn't say I want to run because she just went on and on and I usually too shy to tell what I really want.Until I finally braced myself, tand said I'm going to run the last meters of my running circle which was really really short. She ruined my workout totally, but I'm not angry with her, I'm angry with me because I should have told her I want to run and not listen to her bullshit.
From now on I will always use this ninja skills of mine to avoid unwanted running partners, I'll have to resist the temptation that maybe they are interesting people and have good stories.
The other ninja skill I gained today is running in the dark and not stepping in horse shit which was in the middle of my running track. Thank you kind horses, thank you for this excellent tarining.
Yes, and I saw some kind of modern cowboy riding a horse, maybe they are the bastards who did this to my road.
I hope I won't meet that women ever again althought I said I hope we meet again. I was only polite not lying.

here's a unicorn: